Maria my star Matthew goodnight

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I think I have rats in my attic. No really there is some serious scratching noises going on up there and i'm telling you now it aint the central heating cause its bloody freezing in here and the last time i checked water pipes don't scratch!

I'm feeling a strong urge to stand on my chair with a broom shouting 'Thomas, THOMAS!!' with a southern American drawl....

I'm not feelin the rats.....

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It could be squirats. A cross breed of rats and squirels bent on world domination and they're hatching their plans in your roof.

I could just of made that up though...

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